Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Me + Pandora Radio = TLA

Dear Pandora Radio,
Will you marry me?  Is this too sudden?  I know we've only had a few days to get to know each other, but I'm pretty sure this is True Love.

In a strange twist of fate, it was my husband who introduced us.  When I kept having to "thumbs down" Taylor Swift, I knew it was time that I stepped in and got to know you.  (Turns out he had typed in "Taylor Swift" which, ya know, explains things.)

(I don't have tweenage girls.  I don't have to acknowledge her existence if I don't want too.)

I was so traumatized that I could barely think straight.  I went to the laptop and typed in the first band to come to mind:  "U2".  Ahh...sweet relief.  After a few bars of Bono's melodious voice, I was feeling a little more calm and added "Coldplay" to the mix.  The playlist that commenced was nothing short of brilliant!  So brilliant that I stopped doing dishes and started taking notes for this post:

Counting Crows
Wallflowers
The Fray
Goo Goo Dolls
Peter Gabriel (Who woulda thought?  But YES!)
Snow Patrol (How did you know I'm a closet Grey's Anatomy fan?!)
U2
Matchbox Twenty
Coldplay
Collective Soul
and Lifehouse
Then you played a song by
Deep Blue Something and I thought maybe you weren't as perfect as I first thought.  But I was singing "Breakfast at Tiffany's" pretty dang loud, so I guess you know what you're doing.
Next, "Someday" by Sugar Ray.  Again, not my favorite, but again, I was singing right along again.  (Loudly--again.)
So far today you haven't played anything new to me, but all the songs you've played, I LOVE!
You reminded me that I really like Lifehouse and need to buy a few of their songs!  (Namely "Breathing", "Broken", "You and Me", and "Hanging By a Moment")
You just kept on wooing me with
Creed
Duncan Sheik (Barely Breathing) and
Eve 6 (Inside Out)

Not a single song was new to me, but many were songs I'd forgotten I loved.  How could you possibly plumb the depths of my musical soul on such short acquaintance?

(How did you know my cousin Wendy and I spent hours memorizing every single word to 
Blue's Traveler's "Runaround" in high school?) (<---just played.)


I don't know how you do it, Pandora, but you've won me over.   If this love is wrong, I don't wanna be right.  Tonic,  playing at this very moment, says it best:  "If you could only see the way [s]he loves me, maybe you would understand...why I feel this way about our love, and what I must do..."
"Regular" radio will forever be dead to me.  I'm yours forever!   xoxoxo


Your Not-So-Secret Crush,

 Emily

FYI:
*Pandora streams music (all sorts, including the churchy kind, according to your preference) --for free-- via the Internet.
*You don't have to download ANYTHING!
*Pandora is legal.
*Pandora plays ads after every 3-4 songs but they're short and not annoying.
*Pandora sometimes plays songs you've never heard that you never knew you already loved!
*You can give songs a "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" and Pandora will further customize your radio station accordingly.  (Yellow Ledbetter {playing now} by Pearl Jam gets a THUMBS UP!!!  Love you Eddie!)
*You can skip songs you don't like, or pause songs you're currently listening to.
*Pandora did not request this review and they're not paying or compensating me at all.  (Though they're more than welcome to.)
Last but not least...
*Pandora Radio is an automated music recommendation service and custodian of the Music Genome Project.  (As seen on Wikipedia.)

3 comments:

Bartimaeus said...

Thanks for throwing me under the bus with Taylor Swift (actually that isn't a bad idea...). Anyway, it was the fault of my 8 year old niece singing on of her songs over and over and getting Max hooked on the song too. Plus, the mix of songs Pandora plays turns out pretty good.

-Sorry to disappoint you again Dave, but we've never been one as brother in music.

MandiScandal said...

ok seriously HOW in the WORLD are you just coming across pandora? i know you live in japan but were you living under a rock even BEFORE you moved? im seriously soooooooo happy youve seen the light. there IS a small fee if you exceed something like 10 hours of music listening a month...but if i remember right its like $1-$3. not much more than that. and its sooooooo worth it. love you emily! get your groove on today!

mama bear said...

If you do pay that small fee you won't have to listen to the commercials (FYI) and I agree with the above comment, I can't believe you're just now discovering pandora! We have been friends for years, and I'm still in love. Brett even plays it in the office.